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Recent KOL Calls prints
Jade Calls's lane log for 2026-09-23. Each line is one alert as the feed recorded it; what happened next is on the chart.
- NUNU alerted at 14:35 UTC. Market cap $21.7K, liquidity $4.4K, 14 holders.
- BAOZI alerted at 13:37 UTC. Market cap $21.2K, liquidity $16, 4 holders.
- 13:29 UTC · MIMI entered the lane at $29.1K; pool depth $4.1K, 30 holders.
- 13:04 UTC · QWAVE entered the lane at $16.1K; pool depth $8.5K, 87 holders.
- Mosuu (12:53 UTC) — $27.7K cap against $10.9K liquidity, top 10 holding 15 %.
- At 12:20 UTC the feed caught BUN: cap $55.7K, liquidity $18.4K, 22 holders, top 10 holding 17 %.
- At 12:19 UTC the feed caught RAT: cap $19.2K, liquidity $14.6K, 119 holders, top 10 holding 23 %.
Recorded values, not live prices. Charts open on GMGN with the publisher's referral code.
Fresh from @empirerhcallers
Loading live KOL Calls alerts…
Screen: liquidity at least $10.0K, at least 250 holders, top-10 wallets holding at most 30 %. Charts open on GMGN.
What this desk watches
A KOL Calls alert means a followed influencer published a call on the contract.
As a rule, influencer calls move thin markets. Jade Calls watches KOL Calls to separate calls that attract lasting holders from calls that attract a quick round trip.
Jade Calls treats every KOL call as a public claim with a timestamp. The KOL Calls channel records the claim; the desk records what the token did next.
First look: Watch holder count in the hour after the call; attention that does not turn into holders fades. Check how the KOL's last ten calls did one day later, not one hour later.
Study list
Five reads that fit KOL Calls alerts on Robinhood Chain, chosen by Jade Calls.
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What passes here
Every desk in the network filters differently. This is the screen Jade Calls applies to the @empirerhcallers lane:
- liquidity at least $10.0K
- at least 250 holders
- top-10 wallets holding at most 30 %
At build time the lane held 18 recent alerts covering about 3 hours; 1 of them cleared the screen. Those that passed had a median market cap of $89.3K, median liquidity of $27.6K and about 556 holders. 2 of the 18 lane alerts had liquidity below a tenth of their market cap, which makes exits expensive. Across the whole lane, the ten largest wallets held a median 19 % of supply.
None of the recent alerts passed at build time, so the board may show a wider view until new alerts qualify.
Values measured on 2026-09-23 from the Empire feed. The screen is a filter, not a recommendation.
Our method
Every KOL Calls alert gets the same checks at Jade Calls.
| # | Check |
|---|---|
| 1 | Confirm the token cannot be minted again or frozen in your wallet. |
| 2 | Compare volume with liquidity and holder growth. |
| 3 | See whether other Empire channels alerted the same contract and when. |
| 4 | Open the deployer wallet and read its earlier launches. |
| 5 | Look again after an hour, because early data on thin tokens shifts quickly. |
Telegram routes
Pick one route. @empirerhcallers is the direct source for Jade Calls.
@empirerhcallersEvery KOL Calls alert on Robinhood Chain posts here first.
@empirerhkolapesAn influencer's wallet opened a fresh position: the KOL New Apes channel.
Open ROBINHOOD MainAll Robinhood Chain lanes in one verified group.
Add KOL Callers folderA Telegram folder: one tap adds the related channels.
@gmgnx_chatTalk to other members and the team.
Past alerts, dated
| Token | Chain | First alert cap | Tracked cap | Multiple | Report |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MEME | base | $43K | $248K | 6x | 2026-09-03 |
| BABYPONS | BSC | $184K | $3500K | 19x | 2026-09-07 |
| BOX | base | $22K | $933K | 42x | 2026-09-06 |
| RSRV | Robinhood | $88K | $1600K | 18x | 2026-09-06 |
Historic examples only. Each multiple compares the reported market cap with the first alert. Many other alerts in the same period lost value.
The scoreboard
6 %5x in 24 h
96tokens measured
54 %dead in 24 h
26 %2x in 24 h
96 KOL Calls alerts on Robinhood Chain matured in the last 7 days. 26 % doubled inside 24 hours, 6 % went 5x, and 54 % were dead within the day, usually after about 0.7 h. For comparison, 36 % of all Robinhood Chain alerts doubled. With 95 % confidence this lane did worse than the rest of Robinhood Chain on the 2x measure, which is why the checks matter more here.
Source: Blackhat alert scoreboard, 7-day window of mature alerts (older than 24 h), updated 2026-09-23. Full scoreboard.
Before you ask
What is Jade Calls?
It is one of the Empire's public desks. It watches KOL Calls alerts on Robinhood Chain, prints them live and explains how to check each one.
Where do the alerts come from?
They come from the Empire's own pipeline, which reads chain data, launchpads and wallet trackers and posts to its Telegram channels.
Does Jade Calls hold or sell tokens it shows?
No. The page publishes alerts and methods; it does not run positions or sell placements.
What does the chart link do?
It opens a GMGN chart. The link includes our referral code, which can pay the publisher a commission.
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